The Non-Zen of Terrell Owens: T.O. in Koans

Thought I would combine two of my great loves--NFL football and Buddhism. Enjoy!

• If the Dallas Cowboys' Terrell Owens held a news conference and no one came, would it make a sound?
• If the Cowboys did not throw a pass to T.O. in the course of a game, was there actually a game played?
• If T.O. no longer plays for a team, does that team still exist?
  
• If T.O. does not like his team's quarterback, does that quarterback actually exist?
• Are we all T.O. lovers, we just don't know it yet?
  

Terrell Owens

T.O.

Dallas Cowboys